Your Girlfriend Answered A Craigslist Ad That Was Asking For A &Quot;Petite Personal Assistant.&Quot; I'm Sure She Will Stay Professional.

Your Girlfriend Answered A Craigslist Ad That Was Asking For A &Quot;Petite Personal Assistant.&Quot; I'm Sure She Will Stay Professional.

Your Wife Said She Was Working Late Again But She Was Just Meeting This Guy For Sex

If You Truly Love Her, You Would Support Her In All Her Endeavors To Empower Her. Also, So I Can Dick Her Down Like She Needs, But That’s A Side Note.

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She Didn't Have Any Gas Money So She Repaid You With What She Had

She’s Helping Him Exercise His Cock

&Quot;He's Just My Talent Manager, Don't Be So Jealous. You Know I'm Not Into White Boys&Quot;

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She Called In Sick From Work Before You Left. She Said She Was Gonna Stay In Bed To Feel Better.

Another Girlfriend Getting Stretched Out On Gdp. Imagine The Look On Her Bf's Face When He Sees This.

You Thought She Was Going To Dinner With The Coworkers

When She's This Excited To Go Out, It's Because She's Getting Fucked.

She Forgot Her Wallet And Couldn't Pay For Her Cab.