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Younger-Than-The-Soul: A-Fragile-Sort-Of-Anarchy: I Just Traded My Neighbour A Jar Of Raw Honey For His Parakeet’s Corpse. It Is Also Worth Noting That The Only Reason I Have So Much Raw Honey Is Because I Made A Dress For A Beekeeper’s Daughter.

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Your-Favorite-Slinky: Reddpenn: Ah, It’s Too Late To Post This On Halloween. But Here Is A Little Story About Ghosts, And Roommates, And Roommates Who Are Ghosts. //They’re A Baby Aaacute

Ussjellyfish: Lgbtqi-Support-Equality: Queer-No-Matter-What: Why Do People Make Shit Arguments Against Queer Representation By Saying Things Like, “The Percentage Of Lgbtq People In The Population Isn’t That High.” Well Neither Is The Percentage

Transformers-Ruined-My-Life: Incorrect

Asgardodinsons: The Revengers: They’re Trying

Jewishramonaflowers: Havingsecondthots: Cleotalk: Today’s Affirmation 😏 You Stop That

19-Magpies-In-A-Trenchcoat: Attention! Important! They Are All Friends! Most Of The Time They’re Just Happy To Get On With Their Business Around Humans. Sometimes They Get A Little Too Curious, Usually After A Minute They’ll Realise You’re Not

Maaarine:guardian News: “‘You Have Stolen My Dreams And My Childhood With Your Empty Words,’ Climate Activist Greta Thunberg Has Told World Leaders At The 2019 Un Climate Action Summit In New York.”

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