childservices: me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :) Real ice eater memes

childservices: me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :) Real ice eater memes

Thomas Sanders

Lordtwerkington: Chescaleigh: Sistermaryfake: Apolkadotnerd: The Thrilling Story Of How My Date @Stopsneezingonme And I Went To Prom As The Obamas From The 36Th Kennedy Center Honors Gala (To His Conservative Parents’ Disapproval) I Am Crying

Vivalaglamourpuss: Ithinkyoufoundsomething-Deactiv: An Important Factual Presentation By Me All The Facts.

Curseworm: Yesterdaysprint: Oakland Tribune, California, April 14, 1935 I Already Do That When Im Awake

Mamalizmas: Dreamlightasafeather: If You Need To Call 911 But Are Scared To Because Of Someone In The Room, Dial And Ask For A Pepperoni Pizza. They Will Ask If You Know You’re Calling 911. Say Yes, And Continue Pretending You’re Making An Order.

Trashrabbit's Dumbfuck Quest For Boba

Dearwhitepeople:a Person Of Color Telling You An Uncomfortable Truth Is Not Racism.

Thelittlemerms: Pixie-Tot: Why Are Non-Millennials So Personally Offended By Everything? Like If I’m Still Wearing My Jacket Indoors, It’s Because I’m Cold, Not Because I Disrespect Your Home/Your Classroom !! If Somebody Has Got Your Order Wrong,

8-Of-Pentacles: 8-Of-Pentacles:

Tigerator: Alcomol: Veni-Vidi-Linguine: Problematiclarry: I Just Wanna Say For Any Of U That Arent British The Sun Literally Has Zero Credibility In The Uk. Like Everybody Knows It As A Sleazy Tabloid Thats Racist, Sexist And Full Of Shit. It Has

Seemeflow:“Ethiopia Is The Origin Of Coffee, And I Am Convinced That There Is No Better Place To Drink It Than In Its Native Land.”

Bellygangstaboo: This Made Me Tear Up. We All Can Be Heroes!

Lamia LarkinLove