It is cruel how difficult it is to get up in the morning and also how my cat chews my hair every damn morning

It is cruel how difficult it is to get up in the morning and also how my cat chews my hair every damn morning

Gaygirlprompts:“You Can Try Your Hand At Forcing Me. I Can’t Promise You’ll Leave With As Many Limbs As You Came With, But You Can Certainly Try.”

Gabri Is Snuggling With Me. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Way Too Long Since She Snuggled Just To Snuggle 💙

Parents Of Reddit Confess Why They Regret Having Kids

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V Excited To Get Pills Back Will Be Getting Up At 6 Am Every Day And I Love Mornings So That Will Happy-Fy Me

It, Calling Via Phone: Hi I&Amp;Rsquo;M Looking For List Of Names Not Including MineMe: *Neglects To Mention I Told This Same It Associate Yesterday What My Name Is And That I Have Equivalent Power As The Rest Of Those People Because If The Universe Throws

Jb12000:Happy Halloween! Here’s Apollo Dressed Up As A Ghost, Or Should I Say, The Spirit Of Justice.

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been At Work So Much I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Tetris Effect-Ed Work. When Closing My Eyes Just Now I Saw A Work Document And Freaked Because I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Recognize It And, Therefore, Hadn&Amp;Rsquo;T Started Working On It. Turns Out It Only Ever Existed Behind

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Kelseymichikoart: Inktober #31 Happy Halloween! Make Sure To Dress Up As Something Really Scary!

What I Do Not Understand Is People Comin To Me With Fuckin Shit Constantly On My Day Off As If I Were Here With My Nametag, Walkie, And Business Casual. Bitch No. You Can Treat Me Like The Mod When I Am The Mod. Customers I Expect To Know Better And Still

Askaceattorney: Dear Prison Warden,I’d Like To Inform You About One Of Your Prisoners. His Mental Health Might Be Deteriorating More Quickly Than We Thought.-Phoenix Wright

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