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My days at work often involve some kind of flirting with Neil. Sometimes he ups his game. It’s so intense I cannot stand it. He will stand UNNECESSARILY CLOSE TO ME, take that extra step closer, and look into my eyes.I was hungry yesterday so he

My days at work often involve some kind of flirting with Neil. Sometimes he ups his game. It’s so intense I cannot stand it. He will stand UNNECESSARILY CLOSE TO ME, take that extra step closer, and look into my eyes.I was hungry yesterday so he

My days at work often involve some kind of flirting with Neil. Sometimes he ups his

I Am Bored And Desperate. Message Me, Neil

I Am Bored And Desperate. Message Me, Neil

Reagan-Was-A-Horrible-President: Mikkeneko: Wadafuqreally: Airyairyquitecontrary: Spoopysalt: Whisperoceans: This Is Fantastic Now Children In Puerto Rico Wont Be Able To Receive The Education They Deserve Thanks To Their Messed Up Government Its

Reagan-Was-A-Horrible-President:  Mikkeneko:  Wadafuqreally:  Airyairyquitecontrary:

I Must Be Professional.  I Must Not Message Neil Even Though He Added Me On Facebook.  I Am Not His Girlfriend.  I Am Nothing More Than A Boss, Not His Direct Boss, But A Boss Who He Flirts A Lot With And Has Gone Out To Dinner With In A Small Group

I Must Be Professional.  I Must Not Message Neil Even Though He Added Me On Facebook. 

Kirklanddryersheet: Gimme-Da-Memes-B0Ss: Bulbasaur Was Never The Same After That Day 🐉 Omg Omg I Got A Bulbasaur At Build A Bear And I Was Kinda Embarrassed About Buying It For Myself And Stuff But There Weren’t Any Other Kids In The Store Or Shoppers

Kirklanddryersheet: Gimme-Da-Memes-B0Ss: Bulbasaur Was Never The Same After That

I Love Living Alone And Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be A Good Roommate, Except With Maybe A Very Close Friend I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Known For Years, And Even Then I Have A Long List Of Reasons That It Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be A Good Idea.but I Wish Sometimes That I Had

I Love Living Alone And Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be A Good Roommate, Except

Me: Why Don&Amp;Rsquo;T I Get To Have More Days Off Like This. Maybe I Can Convince The Other Manager To Work 13 Hours Tomorrow, Too, So That I Can Stay Home.also Me: Goddamnit I Am Bored. Why Did They Send Me Home From Work. I Do Not Know What To Do With

Me: Why Don&Amp;Rsquo;T I Get To Have More Days Off Like This. Maybe I Can Convince

Oh Fuck Me I Completely Forgot Renthello Late Fees

Oh Fuck Me I Completely Forgot Renthello Late Fees

An Open Tumblr Letter To Younger Fans, From A 77-Year-Old Tos Fangirl

An Open Tumblr Letter To Younger Fans, From A 77-Year-Old Tos Fangirl

Tomatomagica:rayfa Is Such A Good Kid I Love Her

Tomatomagica:rayfa Is Such A Good Kid I Love Her

Fivesocks:reblog This With An Album That You Never Skip Any Of The Songs

Fivesocks:reblog This With An Album That You Never Skip Any Of The Songs

Frothystars:yaaaaaaaa 

Frothystars:yaaaaaaaa 

Literallyflashtrash: Note To Self: In Order To Write, You Have To Actually Do More Than Stare At A Word Document Rereading What You’ve Already Written. For Example, Maybe Typing New Words Would Be A Good Strategy.

Literallyflashtrash: Note To Self: In Order To Write, You Have To Actually Do More

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