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sodomymcscurvylegs: Fox News out here bout to put The Onion out of business with headlines like this.

Extrasassylampshade: Dont-Taunt-The-Octopus: Me: [At Work, Ringing Up Two Parents And Their Toddler Who’s Sitting In The Cart Trying To Get Their Attention] Toddler, Quietly, Waving Hands Around: [Incomprehensible] Mom: What? Toddler, Even Quieter:

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Cleanie: Tumblir Mobile: You Have Five New Notifications! Me: Oh Can I See Them Tumblr Mobly: Hehe Me: May I See Them Tumblr: :)

Wereralph: Me When Y'all Start Some Unrelated Discourse On One Of My Posts

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Fatbestfriend: The Last Picture I Posted Of Me And My Girlfriend Was Hella Old So Here Is A More Recent One Of Us Being Sickeningly Cute. Please Do Not Delete The Caption Or Repost Outside Of Tumblr.

Fumbledeegrumble: Somecutething: Somewhere, Some Cynical-Ass Tumblr Funnyman Is Shitting Themselves In Anguish Over This Video

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