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thepleasuregoblin:beans-after-midnight:amygdalae:…he got the dog to eat a pavlovafucking son of a bitch

Prokopetz: “I’m Afraid It’s Over, Doctor. We’ve Seen Through Your Sinister Plot.”“It’s Not A Plot, You Uneducated Fool – It’s A Scheme.”“I Beg Your Pardon?”“A Plot Is Defined By Political Intrigue As A Central Feature, Whereas

Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars

Spamton:spamton:spamton:cooking My Husband A Delicious And Nutricious Breakfast Consisting Of Lead Pipes And Eidont Remmeber What The Rest Of The Post Was Going To Say. Use Your Impregnation I Dont Careyou Get What I Mean.

Markwateneymemorialcrater:the-Fbi-Agent-In-Your-Phone:the Eradication Of Adobe Flash Dress-Up Games Directly Led To The Creation Of Nft&Amp;Rsquo;S.sure. I’ll Incorporate That Into My World View

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Fandomfishbish:silent-Calling:fandomfishbish:i Think Ppl With Chronic Pain Should Be Paid To Exist Actuallypaid To Exist, Maybe Not. Helped And Supported In Order To Ease Their Pain? Absolutely. No I Think They Should Be Paid To Exist Actually

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