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Strongermonster:strongermonster:i Taught A Baking Class For 12 Year Olds Today And We Made Your Garden Variety Chocolate Chip Cookies, But I’m A Big Believer In Questioning Everything And The Who/What/Where/Why/When/How Behind Things, So The First Part

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Its-Changemod:hey Everyone Look At This Neat Invisible Box I’m Making

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