queenerdloser: episode aired in 2008 and it’s still relevant bonus:

queenerdloser: episode aired in 2008 and it’s still relevant bonus:

Drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Badjokesbyjeff:a Taxi Passenger Tapped The Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him A Question.the Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Nearly Hit A Bus, Went Up On The Footpath, And Stopped Inches From A Shop Window. For A Second, Everything Was Quiet

Rettaroo:ilikeit-Art:

Telnaga:telnaga:we Stole America Just To Pave It Over And Abandon Itwhen Im Walking Surrounded By Empty Cracked Parking Lots Choked Full Of Trash. Every Building Empty, Furniture Piled High In The Windows, Yet Homeless Huddling Outside Them. Rows Of Small

Plantanarchy:plantanarchy:the Next Customer Who Comes In And Says &Amp;Ldquo;Gonna Be A Hot One!&Amp;Rdquo; I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Respond &Amp;Ldquo; Whew Baby Yer Right Bout To Give Myself Some Croccy Sloppies This Afternoon Fer Sure&Amp;Rdquo; With No Explanation Whew

Funnytwittertweets:

Jaesig:queenstravelingdarling:alexaloraetheris:chinaannemcclaincontents:i’ve Been Laughing Like A Hyena For The Past 15 Minutesthis Process Right Here??? Cinematic Gold.“Arre Yiu Dhumm!?” In This Essay, I Will Describe How Much Of A Mood.com This

Shineemay:this Is My Magnum Opus

Transmascskywalker:“I Could Fix Him.” “I Could Make Him Worse.” Yeah And I Could Do This To Him

Kendra-P:i Love Patroclus, I Really Vibe With The Deeply Depressing Boredom He’s Found In The Afterlife.instagram

Peggyhill58:Johngreen58:Walterwhite58: I Hope Hank Doesn’t Find Out About My Meth Business Lmao I Hope Hank Doesn’t Find Out About My Meth Business Lmao I Hope Hank Doesn’t Find Out About My Meth Business Lmao

Liberalsarecool:sentence More White Supremacists. Send A Message.

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