tchaikovskaya:tchaikovskaya:I’m sorry but this is the funniest shit of all time. Trying to collect blackmail material about *checks notes* the sex life of a French politician? What will you leak to the French public next, what he had for lunch?Monsieur

tchaikovskaya:tchaikovskaya:I’m sorry but this is the funniest shit of all time. Trying to collect blackmail material about checks notes the sex life of a French politician? What will you leak to the French public next, what he had for lunch?Monsieur

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