angst-and-fajitas: imjustusingthistolikeartists:prince-luffy:I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them. Especially when we were

angst-and-fajitas: imjustusingthistolikeartists:prince-luffy:I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them. Especially when we were

C3Rvida3:C3Rvida3:C3Rvida3:My Roommate (The One Who Hates Septum Piercings So Much They Make Her Gag) Thinks My Art Is The Most Disgusting And Ugly Shit On The Planet, And Every Time I Announce That I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Sold A Piece Or Gotten Into A Show, She Makes

Anxiousbarnacle: Gahdamnpunk: 🗣️🗣️ Louder For The People In The Back!!! He Said “Fft-Fft-Fft-Fft-Fft-Fft-Fft-Fft-Fft-Ft.”

Siryouarebeingmocked:benadrill:powerbottombrucespringsteen:worst Little Cunts On This Site By Far Are Those Who Respond To Complaints About Mundanely Shitty Behavior Like “I Can’t Stand When People Don’t Put Their Grocery Carts Back” With “Um

Gotterhag:fwizard:panicked Fruit.unfocused Tirimisu

Officialfist:many Such Cases

Nickandros:

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Oceanfloorfires:!!!

Avengedcelery:boyboobs:boyboobs:corporations Have Made The Average American Consumer So Fucking Impatient And Rude Its Insane. Like This Customer First Mentality That Companies Have Championed For Decades Has Skewed Customers Expectations So Drastically

Galahadwilder:jasontoddsguns:galahadwilder:galahadwilder:so I Just Made A Joke That &Amp;Ldquo;More Women Should Poison Their Husbands&Amp;Rdquo; To My Cool Boss And Then Immediately Found Out That He Got Divorced Because He Was Poisoned By His Ex-Wifei&Amp;Rsquo;M

Trump: I Could Declassify Documents By Thinking About It

Sailorbrazil:

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