sadoeuphemist:A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!” “Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly

sadoeuphemist:A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!” “Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly

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Rosebloodcat:bogleech: Kaible: Bogleech: Coolclaytony: Bogleech: This 50′S Hungarian Comic Strip I’d Never Heard Of Until Now Is So Damn Cute For Something That Also Gets So Horny It Helps That The Writer Was Trying To Create Something He Hoped

Us President Laughing Skull, When Pressed For Comment, Responded Predictably

Thenightling:thenightling: A Bit Of Trivia: A Lot Of People Don’t Understand What It Means To “Count Sheep” To Sleep. In Reality It’s An Insomnia Treatment Method Where You Pick A Random Topic Where There Might Be Several Examples That Fit

Dawson-Mercer:love 2 Learn New Things

Cupcakepirate123:Boyboobs:rating: Not Cutethe Amount Of Walter Whites In This Close Proximity To Each Other Without Any Nearby Jesses Is Detrimental To The Health Of The Animal. The Urgent Call Of “Jesse” Is A Clear Sign Of Stress From A Walter White,

Cryptotheism:at Every Moment I Am Being Hit By A Truck And Isakaied Into A Universe Where I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Hit By A Truck

Wahoorat:tonight. We’re Drinking From The Pond.

Milk5:Im In The Mood To Eat Scarabs And Shrimp

Inthefallofasparrow:tvguts:i Know I’m Biased Because I’m 12 At Heart And I Think Everything He Does Is Funny But My Little Brother Put Together A Last-Minute “Time Traveler” Costume For Halloween Which Comprised Solely Of This Homemade Ww3 Draft

Hellyesbro:if Someone Told Me $100,000 A Year Wasn’t Enough To Live On I Think I’d Kill Them With A Rock Right Then And There.

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

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