portaltwo:portaltwo:i love the “anybody wanna fall in love in __?!” picture because i see it without fail everytime a month passes theres 3 years in this image

portaltwo:portaltwo:i love the “anybody wanna fall in love in __?!” picture because i see it without fail everytime a month passes theres 3 years in this image

8Daysuntiltheapocalypseiguess: Whatbigotspost:moveslikekeithrichards: Food Fun Facts For Dad Types!!! •Adding Butter Or Cheese Or Salt Or Whatever To Your Veggies So That You Like Them Doesn’t Change The Nutritional Content You Get From Said Veggies.

Cupcake-Witch-With-Sprinkles: I Hope People Still Want Me To Feed Themdespite My Mental Issues Belleh

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

Melomancy:i Am Convinced Gwyneth Paltrow Would’ve Thrived In The Victorian Era Like She 100% Would Have Been Into Eating Mummies For ‘Health Benefits’, Selling Women Arsenic Wafers, And Giving Herself Tuberculosis For The Aesthetic

Pretentious-Dandy: Gay-Irl: Gay_Irl

Tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:socialist Countries Have The Worst Economies Which Is Why We Uhhhh Have To Sanction All Of Them And Please Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Ask How Sanctions Impact A Country&Amp;Rsquo;S Economyplease Ignore That The Cia Admits In

Alanangels:mustafa,Jesus.his New Bio😂For People Just Finding Out About Ali,He Used To Be A Cop In Chicago But Left After Realizing How Corrupt The System Was.

Smalbeansam: And That’s A Fact

Bumbledeefumble:heavy Is Midwife!Poooosh!!! Wery Good, Keep Pooshing!! Come On!! (Grabs Handles Of Hospital Bed)Poooooosh!! Rrraaaaaagggghhhh!!!

Giantffa:pls Dont Come For Me On My Anatomy I Just Needed To Get Them Out Of My Head

Croubling:

Howdoitagmyself: Ohfugecannada: Gallusrostromegalus: Greyannis: A Gif For Mermay! This Gif Actually, Literally Made Me Laugh Out Loud And Send It To Every Group Chat I’m In Just To Get Yelled At. Thank You. I Checked The Notes Looking For These

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