funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

Thegoodmorningman:a Tale As Old As Time

Hotvampireadjacent:

Tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:lmfao He Literally Admitted The Changes Are Because He Hates People Making Fun Of Himquest &Amp;Ldquo;Survive One Week As A Free Speech Advocate Without Being Offended By Other People Talking About You&Amp;Rdquo;

Ukulelekatie:we Can Argue About Whether Daylight Or Standard Time Is Better Until The Cows Come Home But I Think The Real Problem Here Is That Our Workdays Are So Long That Either Way, No One Actually Gets To Enjoy Much Daylight In The Winter Months.

Sauntervaguelydown:sauntervaguelydown:gonna Say Something That Will Definitely Get Screen Capped And Used To Doxx Me Someday But Like Having A Fetish Isn’t. It Isn’t Evil. You Know? People Have Fetishes. It’s Part Of The Human Condition. You’re

Catasters:

Foulserpent:foulserpent:love When People Become So Online In Spaces Like This Where Marginalized People Are Actually The Ones Dominating The Conversations, That They Forget What Its Like In The Real World And Start Making Positivity Posts For Things That

Paleiido:get You A Guy That Is So Grabbable. Get You A Guy That Is A Stress Toy

Scaryorganmusic:i Have Such A Profound Hate For Stories That Go &Amp;Lsquo;What If Just Some Guy Like Literally Just Some Guy Was Thrown Into These Horrible Circumstances With Huge Stakes&Amp;Rsquo; And Then Take It Back And Go 'Haha He Is Not Just Some Guy,

Gayestcowboy:starting A Collection

Animentality:twitter Threads Are Incomprehensible And Dense And While They Insist You Can Be &Amp;Ldquo;Ratioed,&Amp;Rdquo; You Technically Never Win A Twitter Argument. On Tumblr You Can Win So Decisively, You Force That Blog To Deactivate And Then That Post

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