brightwanderer:vacuously-true:The Tumblr Twitter account is literally the only good thing about Twitter lately (or maybe ever)I’m like 65% sure that’s the fucking crab from Moana. Why is Tumblr so obsessed with crabs.“Why is tumblr so obsessed

brightwanderer:vacuously-true:The Tumblr Twitter account is literally the only good thing about Twitter lately (or maybe ever)I’m like 65% sure that’s the fucking crab from Moana. Why is Tumblr so obsessed with crabs.“Why is tumblr so obsessed

Socialistexan:hampop:flipocrite:erikos-Libertarian-Socialist:reminder That Gregor Samsa’s First Thought To His Kafkaesque Metamorphosis Was “Aw Shit I Still Have To Go To Work”I’m Sorry Did You Just Refer To The Metamorphosis In The Book Metamorphosis

Irlwakko:this Is By Far My Favorite Safety/Warning Sign Btw. They Really Went Off With This One

Notallmensheviks: Heritageposts:dingdongyouarewrong: Misandry-Mermaid: Drueisms: Thejunglenook: Scienceyoucanlove: As A 19-Year-Old Sophomore At Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes Decided To Transform Diagnostic Medicine So She Dropped Out Of College And

Comepraisetheinfanta:kimberly-Wexler:kimberly-Wexler:the Most Murderous State In The Country Is In My Deep Red State. These People Are Racist Freaks

Ladybobofdoom:kasaneteto: Suppermariobroth: A Selection Of Blooper Sprites Over The Years. Ok What The Fuck Happened To Blooper When Mario Tried To Teach Him To Type

Redchrominance:zvaigzdelasas:gothiero:happy What Do Tuesday&Amp;Rsquo;S Tuesdayjoe Biden Lookin Fresh&Amp;Ldquo;What&Amp;Rsquo;S The Matter, Smooth-Skin? Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Think A Ghoul Could Become President, Did Ya?&Amp;Rdquo;

Ceescedasticity:phantomnio:me On A Friday Night “The Power’s Out Because What.”

Moveslikekeithrichards:in Library. Talkin About Thanksgiving. Librarian Is Asking The Kids What They Eat, Trying To Lead Them Towards Thanksgiving Food &Amp;Amp; Its Like Pulling Teeth. Asking What They Pour On Mashed Potatoes. One Kid Says Rocks. Librarian

Drakebigshep: Door Filleryeah I Know, I’m A Bit On The Hefty Side But Hey, Filling Your Entire Home Is Still A Mood™ Right? One Of My Personal Favs From 2020Posted Using Postybirb

Tchaikovskaya:tchaikovskaya:french People Will Really Be Like “Our Société? Culturally Catholique? Mais Non, This Country Is Laïque There Is No Public Religion To Be Found Here!” And Then 5 Minutes Later Say “Oh We Do Not Work Tomorrow Because

Fruitcube:lipid:every American High School Drama Has This Hallway

Fishgirlautism:i Lied. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Like Sex. Put Your Clothes Back On. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Explain To You The Whole Plot Of Goncharov (1973) Directed By Martin Scorsese