hollowtones:hollowtones:hollowtones:put this in the group chat & Mike immediately said “I’m bound for death.” in an Eeyore voice

hollowtones:hollowtones:hollowtones:put this in the group chat & Mike immediately said “I’m bound for death.” in an Eeyore voice

Honestmerchantsailor: Passivity: Would Also Be Really Annoying If They Wore Heat Resistant Gloves To Throw Back The Hot Tear Gas Canisters And If This Got Shared To All Those Protesting… Would Be A Further Shame If People Started Covering Cameras (As

Thiscatisonfire:fave New Twitter Thread

You Wanna Get Rid Of Those Stupid Fucking Watermarks?

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Dustsculptures:??? We Love Fat Tummies Here Idiot

Twryst:quasi-Normalcy:quasi-Normalcy:elon Musk’s Only Real Act Of Genius Was Casting Himself Into A Fictional Archetype (The Tom Swift / John Galt / Tony Stark-Style Billionaire Inventor) That So Many People Want To Believe In So Badly That They Will

Kalichnikov:you’re Too Late Spiderman! You’ll Never Get Your Turkey Defrosted In Time! Thanksgiving Is Done For! Nyehehehehe

Stinkylittlegnome:stinkylittlegnome:gollum’s Lowkey Adoreable Tbh I Would Like To Keep Him As A Pet❤️

Foreveryoung.

Datadegroove:charlottan:yeah Im Into Bdsm Be Dozing So Muchyeah I&Amp;Rsquo;M Into S&Amp;Amp;M Snork &Amp;Amp; Mimimimi&Amp;Hellip;

Whats-A-Bear:radiofreederry:same Energy

Hardmountaindew:1Five1Two:the So-Called &Amp;Ldquo;Walking Popcorn Bug&Amp;Rdquo; Is Actually A Flatid Planthopper Nymph Covered With A Protective Layer Of Waxy White Filament, Like A Cottony Cushion. How The Fuck Did This Bastard Learn To Teleport

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