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Mintmintdoodles: Yondu Poppins With Bonus Baby Groot (Because Baby Groot!!)

Girlactionfigure: “A Very Old Man Came In To My Starbucks. Halfway Through Struggling To Understand His Order Through His Thick Accent, He Noticed My Necklace. He Stopped And Said “Your Star Is Beautiful.”, And I Thanked Him. There Was A Long Pause

Shakeitha: What I Actually Mean When I Send The Kissy Face Emoji

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Just Some Girl

Sashayed:this One Time I Went To An Address By The American Ambassador To The Uk And He Said He Does This Exercise With British Students Where He Gives Them Index Cards And Asks Them To Write Things On One Side That Frustrate/Scare Them About America,

Maddiesharafian:be Careful With Your Honey, My Friends! &Amp;Lt;3

My Older Sister Decided That Just Because I Had A Home Office Was No Reason For Me Not To Have A Secretary Around To Fuck Anyway.

My Sister Often Dressed Sexily For Me, But That Halloween She Outdid Herself.

The First Time I Ever Thought Of Being With My Daughter Sexually Was When She Escorted Me To The Rotary Club. Her Dress Showed An Absolute Mile Of Cleavage. My Frequent Glances At Her Chest Must Have Done Something To Her, Too, Because As We Danced We

When My Daughter Dresses Like This For Our Dates, I Know I&Amp;Rsquo;M In For A Good Time.

I Moaned As The Best Man Nibbled My Neck As He Fucked Me In The Bathroom. It Was Tradition Among My Friends That Whoever Was The Maid Of Honor Would Fuck The Best Man Somewhere At The Reception And I Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Going To Break That Tradition Now Even

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