Read a cover story on an iPad? Thankfully loyal readers like Pandora Peaks still love print. Smell that ink, girl!

Read a cover story on an iPad? Thankfully loyal readers like Pandora Peaks still love print. Smell that ink, girl!

We’ll Have What Traci Topps Is Having.

Slim, Stacked And Sloping: Jana Defi Keeps Blocking All Of My Snapchats For Some Reason.

Pool? What Pool?

Tub? What Tub?

This Picture Could Not Have Come From Any Other Decade Than The Big70S. Just Look At The Details: A Marble Tub Surrounded By A Shag Carpet, A Large Sponge, Soap On The Rope And A Full Non-Barbie Doll Bush. Of Course Candy Loving Is Soapy And Sultry Here.

Who Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want Tessa Fowler On A Bed Of Lettuce?

Sunday Stand-Up Bath With Traci Topps. And, Um, Her Stockings. Okay Then.

The Bubbles On Boobs Experiment - My Favorite Day In Physics Class.

For A Mild Summer, Why Not Post A Sweater Set With Erica Campbell.

I’m Not Usually A Slobbering Fan Of Modern Playboy Playmates. They Seem Too Perfect, Flawless And Fresh From The Laboratory For Me. But This Pic Of Patricia Iosif Is Damned Adorable. Who Knew That The Best Thing About This Picture Is Not The Perfect

Sure She Carries Them Around All Day But Every Now And Then Even Leanne Crow Is Impressed.

This Is How Nadine Jansen Facetimes With Me On A Sunday Morning. Jealous, Bitches?

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