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Before she was Elvira, basic cable’s provider of boners to young teens in the Big80s, Cassandra Peterson posed for Playboy back in the full-muff days. Gorgeous!

Before she was Elvira, basic cable’s provider of boners to young teens in the Big80s, Cassandra Peterson posed for Playboy back in the full-muff days. Gorgeous!

Before she was Elvira, basic cable’s provider of boners to young teens in the Big80s,

Before she was Elvira, basic cable’s provider of boners to young teens in the Big80s,

Before she was Elvira, basic cable’s provider of boners to young teens in the Big80s,

We Would Love To See Leanne Crow Fill Her Lungs With Air Any Day.

We Would Love To See Leanne Crow Fill Her Lungs With Air Any Day.

We Would Love To Jump Kelly Madison’s Bones. 

We Would Love To Jump Kelly Madison’s Bones. 

The House Was A Mess For Our Halloween Party So Look Who Molly Maids Sent Over. 

The House Was A Mess For Our Halloween Party So Look Who Molly Maids Sent Over. 

I Knocked On Kelly Madison’s Door And This Was Our Trick Or Treat. Mounds Bar, Kid?

I Knocked On Kelly Madison’s Door And This Was Our Trick Or Treat. Mounds Bar,

Big90S: Danni Ashe And I Were Going To Go Trick Or Reseating But We Decided To Stay On. Who Needs Candy?

Big90S:  Danni Ashe And I Were Going To Go Trick Or Reseating But We Decided To Stay

Big90S: Dressing Up For Hallowen Is Fun But Naughty Witch Danni Ashe Looks Great Getting Naked, Too.

Big90S:  Dressing Up For Hallowen Is Fun But Naughty Witch Danni Ashe Looks Great

Big90S: For Halloween Wendy Fiore Dressed As A Simple German Girl. 

Big90S:  For Halloween Wendy Fiore Dressed As A Simple German Girl. 

Big90S: Saucy 50S Waitress Costume On Wendy Fiore. We’ll Have The Warm Pie With Two Scoops Of Ice Cream. Yuk Yuk Yuk.

Big90S:  Saucy 50S Waitress Costume On Wendy Fiore. We’ll Have The Warm Pie With

Big90S: Faith Nelson Won The Office Halloween Costume Contest With Her Harry Potter Getup. Nice Attention To Detail, Miss. 

Big90S:  Faith Nelson Won The Office Halloween Costume Contest With Her Harry Potter

Big90S: Naughty Witch Danni Ashe And A Full Moon.

Big90S:  Naughty Witch Danni Ashe And A Full Moon.

Big90S: How About These Pumpkins? - Good Leanne Hunting

Big90S:  How About These Pumpkins? - Good Leanne Hunting

Big90S: Happy Halloween From Penelope Pumpkins! 

Big90S:  Happy Halloween From Penelope Pumpkins! 

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