Nickelbackthatassup: When I Was Six I Threw A Tantrum Because I Wanted A Slushie From 711 And I Remember My Dad Said “I Will Never Buy You A Slushie” And Literally Right Now He Came In The Car With A Slushie And I Was Like Why Didnt You Get Me One
technocat: motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m
