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brandnewswastikas: Milk with ice cubes in it is the least spicy thing in the world. Fuck… you find the most profound shit on Tumblr, I swear.

Felinejolras: Religiousmom: Puts Weed In Birthday Goodie Bags The Url Is What Really Makes This Post Worthwhile Ha.

Alyossan: I Remember The First Time Someone Told Me To Keep Mace In My Purse For Self-Defense, I Thought They Were Talking About An Actual Fucking Medieval Weapon Mace. I Wish That Had Actually Been What They Were Talking About Because That Sounds Badass

Windexwaker: Captain-Jack-Hardness: I Hate Black Girls The Sentence Above Is Racist, But If You Replace Black Girls With White Girls You Get A Funny 1000+ Note Text Post Instead Fuck, Its Finally Time Someone Pointed This Out Ah, Objective Logic,

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Srsfunny: What Happens When You Put A Highlighter In The Microwave…Http://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ &Amp;Hellip;. Goes To Buy A Shitty Used Microwave And A 24 Pack Of Highlighters In Varying Colors&Amp;Hellip;

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Soooooooooo Not A Joke. Lol Geese Are Fucking Vicious, They Still Use Them Instead Of Guard Dogs In Some Places.

Don't Tread On Me: Short Rant. Logic Is A Wonderful Thing... When Its Logical...

Crutchy: Thanks, Cas. Thanks. Ahahahahahahah!

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