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peejaybottoms: showmeyourtitch: bedroom selfies You’re stunning. Yum yum. I’d let her fuck me.

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Firony: Bombprince: Melonlordn: Ieatgokudera: Eyelashes You Are Suppose To Prevent Stuff From Falling In My Eye But When You Fall In My Eye Then What Am I Suppose To Do You Were My Last Line Of Defense And You Betrayed Me How Eyeronic Get Off My

Prpltnkr: It Really Does Work On Any Kind Of Cat.

Trillow: Get Over Yourself Dude If You Were A Dolphin That Law Degree Would Be Fucking Useless

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Henthark: I Wonder How Many Rape Victims Have Been Told “I Know You Want It” And Worked Towards Recovery Only To Have Their Rapist’s Words Spat Back Out At Them Over The Radio In The Form Of A “Sexy” Pop Song Im Not Sure Tumblr Would Be Tumblr

Shavingryansprivates: Lays Down To Take A Nap Wakes Up 8 Hours Later Pissed Off And Confused

Loudmouthed: E1Ia5: Her Poor Vagina I Bet His Dick Hits Her Rib Cage Confused&Amp;Hellip;. Hes Wearing The Kind Of Pants That Would Show A Big Penis Pretty Clearly&Amp;Hellip; Which Its Not&Amp;Hellip; So Why Exactly Are We Assuming Its Large&Amp;Hellip;???

Inbreed: If You Think All Australian’s Live On A Beach In The Middle Of A Desert With Koalas In The House And Drinking Goon And Riding Kangaroos And Emus And Saying G’day All Day Long Then You Are 100% Correct

Callieohpeee: When I Was Around 5 I Asked My Mom Why “Some People Were Different Colors” And She Said “Because God Wanted Lots Of Flavors” And Let Me Tell You That Was The Wrong Thing To Say Because For The Next 3 Years I Thought God Ate People

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Volouminous: Whispers You Can Be Mature And Respectful And Still Have A Dirty Sense Of Humour. Amen