shavingryansprivates: *lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*

shavingryansprivates: lays down to take a nap wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused

Loudmouthed: E1Ia5: Her Poor Vagina I Bet His Dick Hits Her Rib Cage Confused&Amp;Hellip;. Hes Wearing The Kind Of Pants That Would Show A Big Penis Pretty Clearly&Amp;Hellip; Which Its Not&Amp;Hellip; So Why Exactly Are We Assuming Its Large&Amp;Hellip;???

Inbreed: If You Think All Australian’s Live On A Beach In The Middle Of A Desert With Koalas In The House And Drinking Goon And Riding Kangaroos And Emus And Saying G’day All Day Long Then You Are 100% Correct

Callieohpeee: When I Was Around 5 I Asked My Mom Why “Some People Were Different Colors” And She Said “Because God Wanted Lots Of Flavors” And Let Me Tell You That Was The Wrong Thing To Say Because For The Next 3 Years I Thought God Ate People

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Volouminous: Whispers You Can Be Mature And Respectful And Still Have A Dirty Sense Of Humour. Amen

Elisefax: Merrrrrr One Of The Few Blondes Id Let Ride Me. Lucky Girl.

Advice-Animal: Cutting The Sky…Http://Advice-Animal.tumblr.com/ Kewl! Xd

Fuckyeahlaughters: Brostephhhx: Reasons Why Someone Should Take Away My Photoshop Pt.1 - It’s Only Been Two Weeks, Guys And I’m Not Even Sorry. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha! Xd

Party Naked

Rainbowreverie21: Ilovecoffeeandcats: If You Think You Are Unattractive Just Remember You Look Like Your Ancestors And Hey All Of Them Got Laid This Is Actually Inspiring. Gaha.

Virginity-Sex: God I Love Cute Boys Ya&Amp;Hellip; I Love Me Too.

Woodendreams: (By Vincentpiotrowski)

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