so-personal: everything relatable/funny This made me “awww” out loud.

so-personal: everything relatable/funny This made me “awww” out loud.

Reblog If You're A Cuddler.

I Already Have A Penis, But Thanks For The Tip. Ha. The Tip. Get It?

Johnscowlick: Willgrahamcrackercrumbs: The “No Sleveless Tops” American Public School Dress Code Policy Is Impeding On Our 2Nd Amendment Right To Bare Arms Did You Really Just Fucking

Madturbating: Irrisss: Do Not Ever Take A White Girl’s Iphone This Badass Chick Is Sticking Up For Herself And Youre Really Still Gonna Degrade Her Into The White Girl Stereotype That Second Comment Was Ridiculous&Amp;Hellip; Jesus&Amp;Hellip;

Little-Red-Lucy: My-Raggedy-Pond: Cuntinued: Fun Fact: The Average Person Would Walk Past A Murderer About 36 Times In Their Lifetime. I Like How This Is Called A ‘Fun’ Fact. It’s Fun Because They Didn’t Decide To Murder You. I Find This

D-Pressedlife: Suicidemydarling: Scars—Tell-Stories: Deez-Sluts: This Is The Cutest Fucking Thing Ever The Cat Like Kisses His Head At The End Omfg My Dog Does This To My Mom. And No Fucks Were Given&Amp;Hellip;

&Amp;Hellip;. Is Sex Seriously Not On There? Way To Not Be Serious&Amp;Hellip;

Denisaaaa: I Giggled So Hard At This Lol&Amp;Hellip;.. Since Most Tumblr People Are Uh&Amp;Hellip; Well Dumb I Guess, And In Case You Missed It&Amp;Hellip;. Thats A Bluefooted Booby&Amp;Hellip;. So This Works On Multiple Levels. Get It?

&Amp;Hellip;. Im Gonna Have Shivery Nightmares About This&Amp;Hellip;

I Like It. Though Personally I Just Assume Every Woman On The Planet Is Doing That Already&Amp;Hellip;

Canada Win.

Maybe Like&Amp;Hellip; Morally But Speaking As A Minimum Wage Makin&Amp;Rsquo; Genius&Amp;Hellip;. Its Fuckin&Amp;Rsquo; Fun As Shit.