wanktissue: remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do

wanktissue: remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do

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Ahahah. I Hope My Daughters Are This Cool.

Exercise.

Bored.

Maimedbologna: Sets Your Dick Pic As Your Contact Photo

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Im Reblogging This And I Dont Have A Good Reason. Just Enjoy It And Dont Judge Me.

Thediaryofafitbitch: I Don’t Know About You But I’d Love To Live Longer So This Doesn’t Seem Like Too Much To Ask For A Couple Extra Years Added To My Lifespan :) ^ I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T How You People Spend So Much Time Thinking About The Future.

Lol I’m Glad Female Sexism Is Starting To Be Pointed Out More. Been Bugging Me For Like A Decade. Only In The Last Year Have I Seen Things Like This. ^ I Mean I’ve Been Pointing Shit Out Like This For Years. I’m Kind Of A Pioneer For

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