Sagihairius: Last Night I Had This Dream Where Shrek Was Turned Into A Lady Ogre And Fionna Was Asked If It Was Cool With Her And She Said “Yes I Am Bishrekual” And I Woke Up Crying
politicalsexkitten: Have you noticed that when a slim girl dates a big guy, he’s seen and called a teddy bear by friends But when a big girl dates a slim guy, she’s called a whale, truck, “why would you do that to yourself man”? It’s almost
