pornstarch: i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

pornstarch: i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

I-Dont-Need-Feminism: I Want A Hedgehog Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Its A Hedgehog, Take A Moment.

Coluring: If I Call You A Loser It Means That I’m Probably In Love With You If This Is Common&Amp;Hellip; Many Women May Be In Love With Me&Amp;Hellip;

Listenandforgiveme: The Amount Of Concentration A Person Devotes To Transporting An Overly Full Cup Of Tea From Kitchen To Couch Is Directly Proportionate To Just How British You Are

Sneakyfeets: Hahaha Holy Shit We Were Looking At Pictures Of Surgeries In Class And All The Guys Were Hooting At The Sliced Breast Ones And Then The Teacher Switched To A Penis Pic Where It Was Cut Open And Some 300Lb Jock Douchebag Fainted Right Out

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Foreverize: It’s Funny How I Have A Better Conversation In My Head With Myself, Than I Do With Most People.

Woodendreams: (By Danny Seidman)

Virginholes: Shaving Ur V Is Really Hard I Don’t Think Us People With Vaginas Get Enough Credit For That Dude…. Do You Understand What A Ball Sack Is? Talk To Me Once You Try To Shave That Damned Thing. Fuck Off. Lol

Spermbanker: Sometimes I Get Distracted By My Own Cleavage Like… Nice……. Same With My Cock. I Feel Ya.

Raygender: Princetanaka: Drxpdeadpls: Winterimpala: Princetanaka: Just A Small Town Girl. Living In A Racist, Insensitive, Sexist, Homophobic World, I Would Take The Midnight Train Going Anywhere But It Isn’t Safe For A Young Woman. Men Feel

Whoredinarygirl: Anytime A Guy Says “That’s What She Said” Always Reply With “Not To You” Why?

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