listenandforgiveme: the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

listenandforgiveme: the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

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Making Memories

Making Memories

Making Memories

Making Memories

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