Im already a chronic masturbater… whats step 2?

Im already a chronic masturbater… whats step 2?

Spork: It’s Called An Orgasm, Not An Andgasm. We’ll Get You Next Time Babe… Ha.

Telapathetic: Why Sleep When You Can Regret Life Choices =_=

Cutelildork: Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night Drenched In Sweat Anime Yissssssssss

Krystalrneth: I Hate It When Ur Swatting A Fly Away And U Accidentally Touch It

Woodendreams: (By Brett Cohen)

The Dreamer

Fuckin&Amp;Rsquo; Women&Amp;Hellip; Honestly. Sighs

4Gifs: The Water Is Lava. [Video]

Advice-Animal: Poor Guy Didn’t Even Get To Celebrate His 1St Birthdayhttp://Advice-Animal.tumblr.com/

I Wanna Cuddle It. Xd

Humorous: Therealhamster: Me Attempting To Make Friends

What Are Cats?

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