panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

Welcome!

Mamamura: Of Course I Want Kids. What? Children? No No You Misunderstand. I Mean Baby Goats. Why The Hell Would I Want Baby Human Beings? Thats Gross.

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Welcome To Heaven, Sweetie.

Welcome-To-The-Crying-Parade: Because The Drugs Never Work [Kicks Chair] They’re Gonna Give You A Smirk [Smashes Table] Cause Theyve Got Methods Of Keeping You Clean [Punches Door] They’re Gonna Rip Off Your Head Youre Aspirations To Shred [Headbutts

Alchemists: Moment Of Silence For All My Wasted Potential

Babycuts: &Amp;Lt;3 Cute &Amp;Lt;3

Psychofactz: More Facts On Psychofacts :) Pretends He Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Read That

Thefrogman: [Video] Gimme.

Burgerkid: Burgerkid: Remember When We All Wanted To Grow Up

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