advice-animal: Waterproof breakfastadvice-animal.tumblr.com

advice-animal: Waterproof breakfastadvice-animal.tumblr.com

Advice-Animal: Oh, That’s Nasty, That’s Downright Fowl.advice-Animal.tumblr.com

Fruitpacks: Meeting Peoples Moms For The First Time Is So Intimidating Because I Cant Tell If Theyre A Strict Mom Or A Laid Back Mom And As I Ride In Their Car I Have To Slowly Figure Out What Breed Of Mom They Are

Sex Kitten

Ffs. Sigh. Roomy Decides To Come Home An Hour Early&Amp;Hellip;. The Exact Time I Usually Have A Nice Gasm To Last Me Til She Goes To Bed&Amp;Hellip; =_= I Need Endorphins! Shakes Fist At The Sky

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Had A Similar Fantasy About Tink&Amp;Hellip; There Was A Lot More Leather In It Though&Amp;Hellip; &Amp;Gt;_&Amp;Gt;

Advice-Animal: Man Cave Commandmentshttp://Advice-Animal.tumblr.com/

Advice-Animal: Life Is Really Crazyhttp://Advice-Animal.tumblr.com/ &Amp;Gt;_&Amp;Gt;

The-Reichenbach-Blues: Somebody Put This On A Fucking T Shirt

Tupacabra: Mom: Knocks On Door Me: Just A Second Don’t Come I— Mom:

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Lmaoalien: Honestly Saying “Youre A Twig Lets Get Some Meat On Those Bones” Is Just As Offensive And Embarrassing As “Youre Fat, Watch What You Eat” May Not Seem Like It But Trust Me ^^^^ This. Hypocrites Are Rampant, Be On Guard All. Great

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