FFS. Sigh. Roomy decides to come home an hour early…. the exact time I usually have a nice gasm to last me til she goes to bed… =_= I NEED ENDORPHINS! *shakes fist at the sky*

FFS. Sigh. Roomy decides to come home an hour early…. the exact time I usually have a nice gasm to last me til she goes to bed… =_= I NEED ENDORPHINS! shakes fist at the sky

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Had A Similar Fantasy About Tink&Amp;Hellip; There Was A Lot More Leather In It Though&Amp;Hellip; &Amp;Gt;_&Amp;Gt;

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Advice-Animal: Life Is Really Crazyhttp://Advice-Animal.tumblr.com/ &Amp;Gt;_&Amp;Gt;

The-Reichenbach-Blues: Somebody Put This On A Fucking T Shirt

Tupacabra: Mom: Knocks On Door Me: Just A Second Don’t Come I— Mom:

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Lmaoalien: Honestly Saying “Youre A Twig Lets Get Some Meat On Those Bones” Is Just As Offensive And Embarrassing As “Youre Fat, Watch What You Eat” May Not Seem Like It But Trust Me ^^^^ This. Hypocrites Are Rampant, Be On Guard All. Great

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Gaimez: One Time This Girl Really Hated Me And Wanted To Ruin My Reputation Or Something So One Day I Was Talking To A Boy And She Came Up And Really Obnoxiously Said “You Know She Has A Crush On You Right?” And He Was Like “Man I Hope So Or Else

Greekgogurt: Beep Beep Friends &Amp;Hellip;.. I Want To Not Like This As Much As I Do&Amp;Hellip; &Amp;Gt;_&Amp;Gt;

Alanastfu: Ok Heres A Gif That Works. Mmmm Wiggly Hip. Yisssssssss. Xd

Merchandice: Im Always Like Hell Yeah I’d Survive An Apocalypse And Then I Remember Sometimes I Nearly Faint In The Shower Because The Water Is Too Hot

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