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Will5Nevercome: I’m Sorry, The Board’s Decision Is Final.

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C-N-U: Honestly People Need To Stop Portraying Pedophiles Only As The Stereotypical Balding Middle Aged Man With Thick Framed Glasses And A White Van Because I Cannot Even Tell You How Many Underaged Teenagers I Know That Believe That The Person Isn’t

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