kaguramutsuki: when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

kaguramutsuki: when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: As A Twin, I Will Also Be The Biological Mother Of My Sister’s Kids Nope. A Biological Mom Requires You To Conceive The Child. Look It Up. ;)

Flyichiro: The Other Day We Were Discussing Dating And This One Dude Was Like “I Don’t See The Big Deal Why Can’t People Just Ask People Out Without All The Fuss” And Another Guy Was Like “Well You Get Nervous And You Get Butterflies In Your

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Srsfunny: For Real, Thoughhttp://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ This. Every Time Someone Uses That Tired, Completely Useless And Unhelpful Line On Me.

1Lazygenius: So, This Morning, I Ran Into One Of My English Tutors That I’m Friends With. We Throw A Couple Of Jokes Back And Forth. And Then I Asked Her Something: “I Think You’re Cool. Do You Accept Fanmail?” She Was Like, “Fanmail? What

Crimewave420: My Sextape Leaked

J5H: Euo: When I Was In Middle School I Would Put My Ice Cream In A Bowl And Microwave It Until It Was Hot And Eat It Like Hot Soup

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