Ya know how I know I’m over my ex? I just shaved my pubes. =) Hows that for an emotional barometer?

Ya know how I know I’m over my ex? I just shaved my pubes. =) Hows that for an emotional barometer?

Just Imagining&Amp;Hellip; “I Got Crabs From A Big Sandy Dick While On Vacation.”

Omg-Images:toadal Pleasure

Srsfunny:cactus In Oaxaca That Cactus Aint Fuckin’ Around&Amp;Hellip; Or Maybe He’s Always Wanted To Create Shade For People, Like Its His Dream&Amp;Hellip;

Advice-Animal:can I Be Real With You Guys For A Second? I Prefer To Think Of It As Health Buff Actually. Lol It Runs Out After A Few Minutes But While Its In Effect You’re The Most Alive You’ll Ever Be.

Catsiesd: There’s So Many Cute Animals On The Internet Today. I Love It!!!! Honestly Me When Short Girls Kiss Me&Amp;Hellip;

Srsfunny:just Put Your Finger Brain Glitches Ow.

Advice-Animal:psychology Backfire

Advice-Animal:so Edgy For A Fruit Fun Fact. Soaking Your Fingers In Pineapple Juice Will Eventually Destroy Your Fingerprints. For The Above Reason. Yw Future Assassins.

Srsfunny:no Wakey Wakey For You

No Regrets

Woke Up Horny. Sigh. No Pussy Or Mouth In Sight. What A Waste.

Ursistersgirl: I Just Want A Lot Of Sex &Amp;Amp; Attention. Preach.

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