fuckeverythingbecomeapirate: Sold as a “Gentleman’s Survival Kit.” I question the choice of Tennessee Honey, but it has everything you need to get drunk, light things on fire, and hurt yourself with a hatchet. Perfect kit to go Sasquatch hunting

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate: Sold as a “Gentleman’s Survival Kit.” I question the choice of Tennessee Honey, but it has everything you need to get drunk, light things on fire, and hurt yourself with a hatchet. Perfect kit to go Sasquatch hunting

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