Hey bud it's Jackie

Hey bud it's Jackie

Today I Was Chatting With One Of My Coworkers About Names That We Wanted To Give Our Pets. I Told Her How I Wanted To Get A Pair Of Rats And Name Them Merry And Pippin And She Said That She Wanted A Pair Of Dogs Name Woodrow And Wilson. Eventually,

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Can We Talk About How I Told One Of My Coworkers Today That I Go To The Comic Book Store Every Wednesday And She Said, &Amp;Ldquo;Oh! So You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Like Sheldon! From Big Bang Theory!&Amp;Rdquo; No. No, I Am Not.

Also, I Think I Have An Apartment For Next Semester? And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Really Nice And Close To Campus?? And I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have To Worry About Having To Go Back Home And Want To Die?????

I Declined An Invitation To A Large Super Bowl Party So I Could Appreciate Her Half Time Show In The Quieter, Respectful Space Of My Home.

Grouchpotato: Lol That Last One It’s Like When You’re At A Job Interview And They Ask You Your Strengths And Weaknesses I Went To College And All I Got Was A Deep Appreciation For Hilary Clinton.

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Cheering For The 49Ers, Because Their Quarterback Has A Pet Tortoise.

Amandascurti: These Have Been So Much Fun To Do, And Now I’ve Completed Enough To Put Them In A Proper Photoset…! Dwarves, Man. Dwarves.

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Babelstrudel: This Was The First Thing That Came To Mind When I Saw Dread’s Biker Au…

Nickallyourbiscuits: Dwarves! Unfinished Fiddles Because I’m Lazy.

Here&Amp;Rsquo;S A Picture You Never Knew You Needed Of My Significant Other.

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