birdstump: — by tobeneep

birdstump: — by tobeneep

Can We Talk About How I Told One Of My Coworkers Today That I Go To The Comic Book Store Every Wednesday And She Said, &Amp;Ldquo;Oh! So You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Like Sheldon! From Big Bang Theory!&Amp;Rdquo; No. No, I Am Not.

Also, I Think I Have An Apartment For Next Semester? And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Really Nice And Close To Campus?? And I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have To Worry About Having To Go Back Home And Want To Die?????

I Declined An Invitation To A Large Super Bowl Party So I Could Appreciate Her Half Time Show In The Quieter, Respectful Space Of My Home.

Grouchpotato: Lol That Last One It’s Like When You’re At A Job Interview And They Ask You Your Strengths And Weaknesses I Went To College And All I Got Was A Deep Appreciation For Hilary Clinton.

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Cheering For The 49Ers, Because Their Quarterback Has A Pet Tortoise.

Amandascurti: These Have Been So Much Fun To Do, And Now I’ve Completed Enough To Put Them In A Proper Photoset…! Dwarves, Man. Dwarves.

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Babelstrudel: This Was The First Thing That Came To Mind When I Saw Dread’s Biker Au…

Nickallyourbiscuits: Dwarves! Unfinished Fiddles Because I’m Lazy.

Here&Amp;Rsquo;S A Picture You Never Knew You Needed Of My Significant Other.

Savarend Replied To Your Post: I’m Cheering For The 49Ers, Because Their&Amp;Hellip; Goddammit Tumblr I Was Going To Say You Should Cheer For Them Cos Theyre /My/ Team And I Dont Give A Fuck About Sports But The Niners Are A Family Legacy Aww! Now I&Amp;Rsquo;M

Vivalafaerie Replied To Your Post: I Just Said That I Hated Bananas To Someone I Just&Amp;Hellip; Was This Kid Named Malcom Yes It Was! It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Velvet Underground Tattoo, But Still. The Situation Was Too Bizarre.

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