purplefridge-archive: i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!

purplefridge-archive: i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!

Feistyphocion: I Wasn’t Allowed To Take Pictures In The National Archives, Of Course, But These Are The Murals From The Rotunda. I Know I’ve Said A Lot About Toga Washington And Toga Seward Before, But There Are Some Real Gems Here And We Especially

Kingofreaks: Offendedrhino: Scientists Are So Clever With Naming Animals. No You Don’t Even Know These Birds Call Actually Sounds Like Its Saying Go Away And What It Does Is It Hangs Around Large Groups Of Herbivores And When A Predator Shows Up

This Post Is So So Embarrassing Omg Talking About Mental Illness And A Ham What The Fuckkkkk Hopefully It&Amp;Rsquo;S Late Enough At Night That Nobody Will Read This I Found An Article In Which A Researcher Discussed Him Probably Being Bipolar And Like. Yeah

Hattedhedgehog: “Oh Stop Scowling, Brother, Or Nobody Will Ever Want To Marry You.” (Thorin Scowls Harder) “Oh My, That’s Quite Impressive, I’ll Have To Try Using That Face Next Time Kili Refuses To Take A Bath.”

Shaq-Stoned: Jyostar: We’re Going To Knotts Berry Farm Tomorrow Im Thinking About That Shaq Tweet

Reillymouse: Protect Autistic Kids At All Costs. Make Them Feel Loved And Important In A World That Says They’re Wrong For Existing. Tell Them It’s Okay To Stim, Or Info-Dump, Or Mimic, Or Be Non-Verbal. Defend Them From Shitty Ableists Who Demand

Sapphicscience: I Just Want A Queer Version Of Every Show I’ve Ever Cared About

Marthajefferson: Requested By Anonymous:alexander Hamilton → James Mcavoyaaron Burr → Dominic Cooper John Laurens → John Anderson Elizabeth Schuyler → Hayley Atwell

Femburton: Jeff “Vintage Dick” Goldblum In Gq Magazine, September 2014

Bevsi: The Holy Trinity (Blame Manna Ymirsbian)

Ramonvillalobos: Taste Test

Of Him Who Promises Much, Much Will Be Expected.

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