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januarybryant: Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear it with some Sweet Maui onions, all right? Then I put a slice of Dill Havarti cheese and another slice of an heirloom tomato. All that goes on an everything bagel, and

januarybryant: Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear it with some Sweet Maui onions, all right? Then I put a slice of Dill Havarti cheese and another slice of an heirloom tomato. All that goes on an everything bagel, and

januarybryant:   Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear

januarybryant:   Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear

januarybryant:   Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear

januarybryant:   Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear

januarybryant:   Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear

januarybryant:   Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear

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Jocelinjoestar: The Permission Was Given By The Artist  Pekanpeka Joseph’s Perfect Life I Just Want To Say, Joseph You Deserve To Have All The Best Things In The World! And I Really Wanna Share This Impressive Moment With Jojo Fans

Jocelinjoestar:  The Permission Was Given By The Artist  Pekanpeka Joseph’s Perfect

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Jenniferhom: When He F*** Me Good I Take His Ass To Red Lobster, Digital Messing Around After Spending An Entire Day Watching Beyonce’s Unapologetic Formation. 

Jenniferhom:  When He F*** Me Good I Take His Ass To Red Lobster, Digital Messing

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Fireb0Y:  There Go All My Plans For Tomorrow. Thanks A Lot Guys

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Avpol:  Yea

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Tonidorsay: Micdotcom: If Nothing Else, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Leaves Behind A Complicated Legacy. The Tweets Have Been As Divisive As He Was. Damn. That Is It. Sums It Up Perfectly.

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