nightspeed: Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading

nightspeed: Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading

Patrickat: “America Has One Wizarding School.” Jkr, Please. America Spans Nine Time Zones And We Can’t Even Agree On Whether There Should Be Sugar In Tea Or What We Should Call Those Beverages Made From Carbonated Flavored Water.

Atthetopofourlungs: Dear Uterus, I’m As Thrilled As You Are That I’m Not Pregnant But Let’s Chill The Fuck Out.

Bethanyactually: Ellie5192:Ladynyoko:hermioneofvulcan:noraestheim:listen. I Know Jk Rowling Knows Absolutely Nothing About America But For The Entire Country To Only Have A Single Wizarding School There Must Be Either 200 Professors Working At This Place

Why The New Child Rape Case Filed Against Donald Trump Should Not Be Ignored

Babycakesbriauna: Ctron164: Hotephoetips: Nayan1: Who Needs Expensive Equipment, When You Have Good Friends For The Angles Lmao Team Work Makes Dream Works

Weirdfluffyunicornpig: Sansa For Queen In The North 2K16

More Than A Dozen Bronx Girls Gone Missing

G4Nseyiii: Things You Need To Know When Talking To Me: I Talk Really Fast I Mumble Sometimes I Talk Really Fast And Mumble At The Same Time Sometimes The Words From My Head Don’t Transfer Right To My Mouth So I Sometimes Just Speak Nonsense And Im

Cyberdepressed: But Its Funny How We Hate Ourselves But Then We See Other People Hating Themselves And We’re Like No No Dont Do That No

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Is It Me Or Does 2016 Seem To Be The Year Of “Let’s See How Fucked Up This Can Get”?

Alienaristocrat:“When The One That You Love Is Revealed To Have A Dark Heart, It Is… Well It’s Excruciating. I Speak From Experience. The Shock Will Burn Off And You’ll Feel… Anger.”

Marie Chambers

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