just-shower-thoughts:Adulthood is waking up in the morning and looking forward to going to bed later that evening.

just-shower-thoughts:Adulthood is waking up in the morning and looking forward to going to bed later that evening.

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Ughura: Me: Gets Emotional Me, Later: Embarassing!

Lordandgodoftheobvious: “The World Is Overpopulated.” Nope. “Well, That’s Just Carbon Emissions. What About Places For All Those People To Live?” If The World’s Population All Lived In One City That Was As Densely Populated As Manhattan,

Ororosmunroe: I Think I Like Mulaney Because He Tells Stories Like How I Tell Stories: Repeats Things For Emphasis. Comments On Parts Of The Story While Telling The Story, “You Know, Like How You Talk To An 8 Year Old.” Adds Unnecessary Details Because

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Crunchy-Cani: Uncle-Billy-Offical: [Soft Awoo] Context:

A-Flower-Crown-Shark: A Tragic Tale In Four Acts : Ryan Bergara Losing Any Will To Live Every Time The Words “I Now Welcome You” Are Pronounced

Memigod: Patrochilles Achilles: Being Gay Is Not A Choice. Achilles: Holding Patroclus Like A Trophy But It Is A Game And I Have Won.

Iopele: Crescentmoondemon: So I Did An Egg Hunt At My Place Of Work This Morning. I Don’t Mean Like I Hid A Couple Dozen Eggs And People Rolled Their Eyes Like “Hey Isn’t This A Bit Childish?” I Mean I Got An Entire Staff Of Some 30 Surgery,

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