moistmailman:Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

moistmailman:Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

Witchleia:wait John Finish Your Thought

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Asspostate:miss Me With That ‘Weapon Accuracy’ Shit. Im Shooting Everything. Im Laying Down Cover Fire. Im Shooting The Walls. Im Shooting My Teammates. Im Shooting Myself. My Accuracy Is 100% Yall Just Dont Know What Im Aiming At

Generalgrievousdatingsim: Me: Skips A Song On My PlaylistMy Friend Who Was Getting Into It: Wtf Why Did You Do Thatme: It’s Not The Right Part Of The Story For That One Yetmy Friend: Whatme:me, Waking Up From My Daydream 30 Seconds Later: What

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Joanyuns:now, I’m Not Suggesting We Be Motivated By Anything As Vulgar As An Enormous Finder’s Fee, But I Just Thought You Might Like To Bid Adieu To Our 17Th Straight Month Of Winter And Join Me In Sunnier Climes For A Week.

Beysexuality: Beyoncé Voice Okay Ladies Now Just What In Tarnation

Virginiasummer: Anybody Else A Fan Of These Rlly Niche Oneshot Fics That R Simultaneously A Little Moody And Angsty While Being Exceptionally Tender And Sexy. They’re Always Like 20K Words And Absolutely Nothing Happens Plot Wise Except Feelings Stuff.

Tikkety-Tok:

Tikkety-Tok:sound On

Tikkety-Tok:the Tiny Little Shifts 😭❤️

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