retroactivebakeries:victorfrankensteinsuggestion:Fuck you guys *gets very cold and then dies*#my tea when i forget about it on the counter

retroactivebakeries:victorfrankensteinsuggestion:Fuck you guys gets very cold and then dies#my tea when i forget about it on the counter

Candleprism: Yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined: Very Excited For Social Distancing To End So I Can Post Picture Of Crowd Of People And Caption It “Humans Are Returning To The Grocery Stores….. Nature Is Healing, Coronavirus Is The Real Virus”, As Well

Jokeboyfriend: Jokeboyfriend: I Said To My Little Sister “Gods Dont Die” And My Brother Ran Up To Me And Whispered In My Ear “Some Do” Like He Knew For Sure Hes 6 Im So Fucking Frightened For My Life Update: I Put Him To Bed And Said Goodnight

Viole-N-T:square-Enix:i Hope This Email Finds You A Broken Husk Of A Man

Theanimalmemes: No Aggressive Dogs Just Bad Owners; Chihuahua.

Andthwip:the Murder Strut™

If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!

Demolition-Platonic-Buddies:there Are Two Wolves Inside Of You. One Wants To Be Flashy And Irresistable. The Other Doesn’t Want Anyone Looking At You Ever Again.

Antiandrogen: Kramergate: Today The Barista At Starbucks Accidentally Gave Me A Trienta Instead Of A Venti (Which Was Cool Cause Hey More Coffee) And I Pointed It Out In Case She Wanted To Switch It So She Doesn’t Get In Trouble Or Something And She

Darkmacademia: I Might Not Have “Brain Cells” Like Classic Authors And Ancient Philosophers But At Least I Respect Women

Hater-Of-Terfs: Likes Charge Reblogs Cast

Happyhumannoises:peridottea91:Scottishtwitter:translation: I Told This Girl Sent Next To Me On The Bus That Her Guide Dog Was Cute And She Said &Amp;Ldquo;Aw I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know&Amp;Rdquo; And I Choked On My Coffee😂😂I Think This Is The First One Of These

Kaalashnikov: How To Seduce Me: Deposit 5000 Dollars In My Bank Account Dont Talk To Me

TotallyStraight Touhou_NSFW