jokeboyfriend: jokeboyfriend: i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure hes 6 im so fucking frightened for my life update: i put him to bed and said goodnight

jokeboyfriend: jokeboyfriend: i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure hes 6 im so fucking frightened for my life update: i put him to bed and said goodnight

Viole-N-T:square-Enix:i Hope This Email Finds You A Broken Husk Of A Man

Theanimalmemes: No Aggressive Dogs Just Bad Owners; Chihuahua.

Andthwip:the Murder Strut™

If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!

Demolition-Platonic-Buddies:there Are Two Wolves Inside Of You. One Wants To Be Flashy And Irresistable. The Other Doesn’t Want Anyone Looking At You Ever Again.

Antiandrogen: Kramergate: Today The Barista At Starbucks Accidentally Gave Me A Trienta Instead Of A Venti (Which Was Cool Cause Hey More Coffee) And I Pointed It Out In Case She Wanted To Switch It So She Doesn’t Get In Trouble Or Something And She

Darkmacademia: I Might Not Have “Brain Cells” Like Classic Authors And Ancient Philosophers But At Least I Respect Women

Hater-Of-Terfs: Likes Charge Reblogs Cast

Happyhumannoises:peridottea91:Scottishtwitter:translation: I Told This Girl Sent Next To Me On The Bus That Her Guide Dog Was Cute And She Said &Amp;Ldquo;Aw I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know&Amp;Rdquo; And I Choked On My Coffee😂😂I Think This Is The First One Of These

Kaalashnikov: How To Seduce Me: Deposit 5000 Dollars In My Bank Account Dont Talk To Me

Suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5:God And I Do It For Free On Here

Linyuei:there Are Two Wolves Inside Of You. One Of Them Acts Like A Complete Idiot To Entertain People And So They Dont Leave U. The Other One Has An Inferiority Complex And Hates Being Viewed As Dumb. You Are Me.

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