plasticlove1984: when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

plasticlove1984: when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

Melangeofdistraction:

Teapotsahoy:guerrillatech:honestly, Feel Like More People Need To Realize This About Condoms

Shittymoviedetails:the Universe Decides To Punished Humanity

Hotpocket-Jpg:me Listening To My Soft Playlist And Imagining A Love I Will Never Receive

Bigmammallama5:Pileofknives:pileofknives:&Amp;Ldquo;What Do You Mean You Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Personify Your State As A Hot Young Milf With Sweet Perky Milkers?!&Amp;Rdquo;Iowa Said &Amp;Ldquo;Come Get Y'all Juice!&Amp;Rdquo;Tits Out For Unity Over Slavery

Doctorstarlock:me Whenever I See A Corporate Ad Trying To Say “We’re All In This Together”:

Justcatposts:this Cat Is Doing Her Best 😂❤️

Strawberry-Bundae:strawberry-Bundae:no Smart Appliances In This House. Absolute Fucking Moron Appliances Only. My Toaster Is There To Make Bread Hot Not To Tweet What Time I Ate Breakfast Or Whatever The Fuckdon&Amp;Rsquo;T Need My Goddamn Microwave To Snitch

Joelalick: Someone Hold My Hand And Do That Little Thumb Rubby Thingy.

Jesuiskafka: Hey Imdb, I Think You Spelled Comedy Wrong

Fell-Reverie: Environmental Storytelling

Memewhore:

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