argumate:adhoption:argumate:ginkgo-bilobas:I was born in the late nineteen hundredsonly nineteen hundreds kids will remember thesenormal brain: I’m a ‘90s kidbig brain: I was born in the late nineteen hundredsgiant brain: I arose from the

argumate:adhoption:argumate:ginkgo-bilobas:I was born in the late nineteen hundredsonly nineteen hundreds kids will remember thesenormal brain: I’m a ‘90s kidbig brain: I was born in the late nineteen hundredsgiant brain: I arose from the

Creekfiend:yellbug:argumate:cargopantsman:argumate:the Human Stress Response Seems So Maladaptive!To Be Fair 99% Of Our Evolutionary Stress Response Was Meant To Deal With Far More Immediately Conclusive Scenarios Than The Tedious Bullshit We Put Up With

Normal-Horoscopes:dongcroncher:dongcroncher:the Fact That Dante Created The Most Popular Image Of The Afterlife With Absolutely No Theological Basis For It Will Still Be The Funniest Thing To Mechurch: Heaven Is Eternal Connection With God, While Hell

I-Have-Zero-Chill: Josh Looking At Donna (16/???) | Six Meetings Before Lunch

Tshifty: Part Of Me Is Like “What The Fuck Do You Mean Next Week Is August When Last Week Was Mid April” But Then The Other Part Of Me Is Like “Approximately 7 Years Have Passed Since December 2019 And July 2020″ So That’s Fun

Woke-Up-On-Derse: Woke-Up-On-Derse: I Wanna Be Rich But In A Socialist Utopia Where Everyone’s Needs Are Met Already So That I Can Drop Bonkers Amounts Of Money On Vacations Without Being A Greedy Piece Of Shit I Wanna Have A $400 Bottle Of Champagne

Enraged-Chihuahua:ur First And Last Recent Emojis Are Ur Gender Now. Mine Is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

He's Lying To U Girl

Tree-Gelbman:mutual Pining Fanfic Is The Best Fanfic Simply Because It Requires The Characters To Be At Their Most Romantic And The Height Of Their Stupidity At All Times

Aqueerkettleofish: Oreoambitions: Oreoambitions: Today’s Gay Disaster: So Two Firefighters Came Into My Store This Morning. Now, We Get Firefighters In The Store Once In A While, Probably Because Our Complex Is Perpetually Setting Off The Fire Alarm,

Poorlydrawnpeople: Sees A Dog God I Hope He Thinks Im Cool

Thenatsdorf:bread Thief. (Via Lexiyounng)

Ignitionremix: It’s A Beautiful Day To Give Me Money

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