woke-up-on-derse: woke-up-on-derse: i wanna be rich but in a socialist utopia where everyone’s needs are met already so that i can drop bonkers amounts of money on vacations without being a greedy piece of shit i wanna have a $400 bottle of champagne

woke-up-on-derse: woke-up-on-derse: i wanna be rich but in a socialist utopia where everyone’s needs are met already so that i can drop bonkers amounts of money on vacations without being a greedy piece of shit i wanna have a $400 bottle of champagne

Enraged-Chihuahua:ur First And Last Recent Emojis Are Ur Gender Now. Mine Is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

He's Lying To U Girl

Tree-Gelbman:mutual Pining Fanfic Is The Best Fanfic Simply Because It Requires The Characters To Be At Their Most Romantic And The Height Of Their Stupidity At All Times

Aqueerkettleofish: Oreoambitions: Oreoambitions: Today’s Gay Disaster: So Two Firefighters Came Into My Store This Morning. Now, We Get Firefighters In The Store Once In A While, Probably Because Our Complex Is Perpetually Setting Off The Fire Alarm,

Poorlydrawnpeople: Sees A Dog God I Hope He Thinks Im Cool

Thenatsdorf:bread Thief. (Via Lexiyounng)

Ignitionremix: It’s A Beautiful Day To Give Me Money

New Liver, Same Eagles

Itmeansapricot:lakevida:at Least Tumblr Hot Takes Are Written By An Overwhelming Majority Of Just Weird Nerds And Teens Who Don’t Hang Out With Other Gays&Amp;Hellip; On Twitter You Can Stumble Upon Any Unbelievably Bad Opinion And Discover It Was Written

Traumadotwav: Hiccupsfreckles: Theforestsarelistening: If There Are Trees You Aren’t Alone I Can’t Tell If This Is Supposed To Be Encouragement Or An Ominous Warning #That’s Entirely Up To The Trees

Opossummypossum: Stopgivingthemthings: All I Want For Christmas Is: Dark Grey Eye Shadow Fingerless Gloves A Fluffy Oversized Grey Sweater

Psychotictea: Thewellofastarael: Fun Fact: The Reason Wearing Seatbelts Became Common In The Us Was Because Kids Were Trained To In School, And Would Constantly Bug Their Parents To Wear Their Own Seatbelts. In My Mom’s Words, Everyone Was Shamed