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im-the-batmann: storm-hawke: surprisedentistry: Caption:Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t

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