mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:lyeekha:you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years everyone i’ve encountered today has been like “you… seem different? lighter somehow?” and i’m like how

mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:mylittleredgirl:lyeekha:you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years everyone i’ve encountered today has been like “you… seem different? lighter somehow?” and i’m like how

Thuriweaver:lilsigns:the Urge To Bite Someone Cuz You Love Them

Infectedwithnyanites:guerrillatech:the Capitalist System Is Entirely Dependent On Theft From The Bottom To The Top.

Funnytwittertweets:

Teaboot:jumping From Child Care To Private Security Really Messes With You. I Keep Saying &Amp;Ldquo;Oopsie Daisy&Amp;Rdquo; And Encouraging Drunk Folks To &Amp;Ldquo;Go Home, Drink Some Water And Take A Nap, And Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Try Again In 24 Hours, Okay?&Amp;Rdquo; Best

Velociraptrix:

Largishcat:trying To Find A New Piece Of Media To Consume Like, It Has To Be New, It Has To Be Familiar, If It Stresses Me Out Even A Little I Will Die, I Want There To Be A Specific Kind Of Conflict But I Don’t Know What Kind, I Want To Be Utterly

Turnaboutprince:oh Cousin Oskaar We’re Really In It Now

Circusbird:circusbird:what If We Started Talking About Pitbull Like Some Of You Talk About Hozier Fae Elf King Mr Worldwide Emerging From The International Bog

Tulipcovecrossing:

Posts-From-A-Darker-Timeline:hilarious That Tumblr Announced Their Own Cryptocurrency On Twitter Because They Knew Announcing It On Their Own Website Would Be Like Throwing A Raw Steak Into A Den Of Wolves

Epiyersika:hurts To See Others Living Your Dreams

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